Bison Grape Ape

Encycloweedia Bricannabis understands the importance of a good night’s sleep. So much so I carted off with a Bison Grape Ape 2:1 vape cartridge to ensure I’d catch plenty of zzz’s this week. Not only is the Grape Ape marijuana strain a heavy indica hybrid, but with a 2:1 ratio of THC to CBD the Grape Ape vape doesn’t monkey around when it’s time to relax. Grape Ape’s genetics come from Mendocino Purps, Skunk #1, and an Afghani landrace, resulting in hybrid strain that’ll leave most indicouch. Knowing what I was in for with this smoke meant I saved sipping it until a few hours before I was ready for some TH-sleep.

Bison certainly isn’t pulling any punches with the name, and the first thing I noticed was a strong grape flavor on exhale. I found the taste similar to grape flavored soda or candy, and inhaled deeply from the cart several times one evening while deciding what film I’d watch before bed. Not long into a documentary on Star Wars I felt a heaviness behind my eyes and on my shoulders, like a giant purple gorilla was massaging the day away. Before I knew it I was sinking deeper into the couch and pulling a blanket around my shoulders. Unfortunately, I should have made my way to bed. Before I knew it I was out, no chance to say, “bison,” to my hound before succumbing to sleep. I took a few more sips as I wobbled from the couch to bed, still feeling the effects from before I’d fallen aslape. Once I hit the bed I easily drifted into a deep sleep that was uninterrupted until the sun shone through my window. Over several nights the trend continued, I’d fall asleep on the couch, thinking I’d surely be able to finish a movie before passing out, and end up failing miserably. I didn’t mind though, as I slept grape each night and woke up feeling restored and ready to tackle the day. Fans of fruity flavors will surely want to Bison of these delicious distillates.

Joking and Toking:

What kind of tool is needed to unlock an ape’s lock?
A monkey!